Wedding Jokes

❤ A little girl at a wedding asked, “Mommy, why do brides always wear white?” The mom replied, “Because they’re happy, dear.”

Halfway through the wedding the girl whispered, “Mommy, if brides wear white because they’re happy, then why do men wear black?”

❤ A young couple were married and then embarked on their honeymoon. When they returned, the bride ran to the phone and called her mother, who asked, “How was your honeymoon, dear?” “Oh, mama!” she replied, “The honeymoon was so wonderful and romantic…” But then, suddenly she burst out crying and said “but, mama, as soon as we returned home, he started using the most horrible language… things I’d never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home. Please mama!”

“Darling, darling,” her mother said, “calm down and tell me, what words could be so awful?” And, the daughter cried “please don’t make me tell you, mama! I’m so embarrassed – they’re just too awful! Just come and get me, please!”

“Oh, darling, you must tell me what has you so upset… tell me these horrible 4-letter words!” Still sobbing, the bride said, “Oh, mama… words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK…!”

❤ Three men were at a bar. Two of the men were discussing the control they had over their wives, while the third remained uninterested.

After a short while, the two men turned to the third and asked, “What about you? What kind of control do you have over your wife?” The third man turned to the first two and said, “Well, just the other day I had her on her knees!”

The two men were dumbfounded. “Wow that’s incredible! What happened next?” they asked. The third man took a healthy swig of his beer, sighed and grumbled, “Then she started screaming at me to get out from under the bed and fight like a man!”

Bear Mascot Costume

Although bear is a kind of huge and dreadful animal in the real world, more and more people today tend to love bear as they know bear has a lovely, simple and honest image. No matter the kids, adults,old and young, every one likes bear! So, a bear mascot costume can be a indispensable good in our daily life!

Bear mascot costume can make your life more colourful and help you to be the twinkling star in cosplay party!

You could use the bear mascot costume in the following circumstance:

All sorts of exhibitions;

Different enterprises’ propaganda and promotion event at the mall or store;

The promotion event for recreational facilities and theme parks;

Parties, openings, sports meetings, wedding ceremonies and carnivals;

Kindergartens and public benefit activities.

Bear  mascot costume makes you vivid and the material is quite comfortable. Most of the time it comes with a plush jumpsuit with hands and feet the attached head,and zipper on the back. The head is shaped by special foam all covered with plush. The sole of the feet part is made of water-proof, skip-proof durable materials. The wearer could wear in with bare feet or with his own shoes. Usually custom-making is available for bear mascot.

If you like other animals such as cat mascots, dog mascots, dragon mascots, you could also to pay close attention to us ,there must be what you want!

Care for Leather Handbags

In such a modern time most people may wonder what to do when a leather bag gets soiled. Dust, grime and body oils will cause havoc on leather handbags in time. With proper care, it’s conceivable to enjoy designer handbags nearly continually.

Pay particular attention to the areas of the leather bag, such as the handle and clasp. These sections tend to be the most likely to be the first to show signs of grime on leather as it is handled the most.

Never spray any commercial cleaning product, alcohol or turpentine based item onto a leather handbag. Revitalize it up instead with the alternative of using baby wash, and Microfiber towels.

Dilute a drop or two of the formulated baby wash to 10-12 ounces of water. Pour this combination into a spray dispenser.

Spray directly onto the Microfiber towel rather than on the bag.

Take the damp towel and gently wipe the bag against the grain of the leather, by using smooth and even strokes.

Scratched bags are another familiar issue.

Applying matching shoe polish is tolerable for minor touch-ups on leather handbags .

This is only a temporary fix for leather bags and will wear off in a short period.

Go easy on the amount of polish used. Excessive use on handbags will cause the leather to harden.

Head to a professional.

Accept the fact that certain stains on leather handbags cannot be accomplished with an at home cleaning methods. Stains such as oil, ink, wax or lipstick will require its riddance through the services a dry cleaning professional that specializes in leather.

Rail Ministry Struggles to Clear Doubts after the Crash

The nation’s railway ministry and high-speed rail system have both come under fierce criticism after a fatal collision between two bullet trains Saturday night in Wenzhou, Zhejiang Province.

The accident killed at least 35,  and was due to an equipment failure caused by a lightning strike.

A total of 192 people were injured, ministry spokesman Wang Yongping said at a press conference on Sunday, adding that 132 injured were being treated at 11 hospitals in the city.

The wreckage of the two trains was removed from the tracks and rail operations had reopened by 7 pm on Sunday.

“China has advanced high-speed railway technology. We are still confident about that,” Wang said.

The bullet trains travel at an average speed of 200 kilometers per hour (kph), while high -speed ones run at between 250 and 300 kph.

Train D301, carrying 558 passengers from Beijing to Fuzhou, rear-ended train D3115, also heading to Fuzhou from Hangzhou with 1,072 people on board, at 8:50 pm Saturday on a bridge close to Wenzhou South Station.

D3115 was forced to halt on the 15-meter-high bridge due to lightning, the ministry said. 

It was unknown how long the D3115 had been stopped before the collision. The train had been scheduled to stop at Wenzhou South Station at 7:57 pm.

Four of the D301’s carriages fell off the bridge, while two of the D3115’s carriages were derailed but did not fall off.

Hundreds of Wenzhou residents flooded to the city’s blood bank on Sunday night to donate their blood in hope of helping the victims.

A local resident, surnamed Zhao, who was among the first to join the rescue efforts, told the Global Times that he saw the train stopped on the track as storms thundered overheard.

“When we heard a very loud crash, I asked my neighbors to come with me to help,” Zhao said, who helped six passengers out of their carriage although only one of these survived.

“It was a total disaster, and the situation worsened when the ambulance arrived only 20 minutes after we called for help due to heavy rain and congested traffic,” Zhao added.

Three officials with the Shanghai Railway Bureau were sacked on Sunday as the investigation got underway.

Long Jing, head of the Shanghai Railway Bureau, Li Jia, head of the bureau’s Communist Party of China, and deputy bureau chief, He Shengli, were removed from their positions, the Ministry of Railways said on Sunday. 

The ministry spokesman Wang offered his condolences to the victims.

When asked about the compensation plans, Wang said unified standards will be applied for both Chinese and foreign passengers.

A Russian and a US passenger were among the injured.

This collision is the latest and most serious accident to put China’s high-speed railway system in doubt.

A high-speed train heading for Shanghai halted for over two hours in Jinan, Shandong Province on July 10, only ten days after the line’s debut.

Another five malfunctions happened in the next four days along the Beijing-Shanghai line, raising doubts about the safety of the trains, Beijing Youth Daily reported.

Wang Mengshu, a professor at Beijing Jiaotong University, said that a false operation by the engineers might have caused the collision.

“Bullet trains are equipped with automatic warning systems that alert the engineer to decelerate when another train is spotted 4 kilometers ahead. When it is 2 kilometers away, the engineer would be warned to brake,” Wang said.

However, the brake must be manually operated as there is no automatic braking system and therefore the judgment of the engineers must be relied upon, Wang said.

“The accident reflected the technological and managerial flaws of bullet trains. Nevertheless, public confidence over bullet and high-speed trains should not be daunted by one accident,” Wang said.

IMF urges China to Strengthen Yuan

China faces risks from inflation and a possible boom and bust in real estate prices and should allow its tightly controlled currency to rise to promote economic stability, said the International Monetary Fund.

“A stronger renminbi would increase household income, boost consumption, make China’s manufacturing products more affordable for the Chinese people, and help build a stronger service economy,” economist Nigel Chalk, the IMF’s mission chief for China, said in a statement.

That statement comes as United States officials have long urged China to allow its currency the renminbi — or yuan — to appreciate more rapidly. Between 2008 and 2010, China had pegged the yuan to the dollar, keeping its value artificially low.

U.S. officials claim that China continues to manipulate the yuan, giving Chinese exporters an unfair advantage that has created global trade imbalances.

Over the past year, the currency has appreciated 5.5% against the weakening U.S. dollar. Once economists take China’s rapid inflation into account though, the yuan has actually depreciated, the IMF said.

A stronger yuan that floats more freely against international currencies could help China lessen imbalances in its economy, including high inflation, the report said.

Rapidly rising food prices, a possible real estate bubble and a decline in credit quality are all potential risks that could impede China’s rapid growth, it said.

Nevertheless, the IMF expects China’s gross domestic product to grow 9.6% this year and 9.5% in 2012.

In contrast, growth in the U.S. is forecast to pick up only 2.5% in 2011 and 2.8% in 2012.

Chinese authorities disagreed with the IMF’s currency recommendations, the report said.

Black Dresses For Women

Haven’t worn black dresses for women? Do not be pressured, having a tiny assist as well as a program, you are able to discover that excellent black dresses for women for Friday evening.

Discover exactly where you will be going. Is it formal, semi-formal, casual, or grunge? You do not desire to display up inside a formal black dresses for women to locate out he’s taking you towards the beach for a great romantic dinner!

Now make a decision on the kind of black dresses for women. It is crucial to decide on a black dresses for women that flatters your figure. Not every single black dresses for women operates for all physique kinds. One of the most flattering black black dresses for females are these with darker colours and basic cut. You need to display off finest functions and play them up.

You may put on black, but why not investigate a number of the other black dresses for women’s choices? Vibrant colours and bold prints are dramatic. Pastels, mid-range brights and soft prints are wonderful for black dresses day occasions. Blue, pink and white appear wonderful on virtually everyone.

Now it is time to coordinate the color and form together with the style. You can find literally 1000’s of diverse designs of black dresses for ladies. Attempt on several, even the ones you do not like on the hangers. Some black dresses for women search awful on the hanger but wonderful on a physique! You will by no means know until finally you attempt a single on.

For particular evening occasions, pick a cocktail black dresses for women. This really is exactly where the classic “little black dresses for women” fits in.

For a picnic on the beach, attempt a attractive tiny spagetti straps black dresses for women.

You need to certainly set a spending budget ahead of purchasing due to the fact it is simple to fall in enjoy using a $500 black dresses for women then attempt to justify it!

Generally unique occasion black dresses for women expense a lot more than casual black dresses for women for girls. Should you comparison store, you are able to uncover one that operates within your cost range.

Now that you’ve the right black dresses for women, you will will need to try and do some accessories. The trimmings will take their cue from the black dresses for women as well as the occasion. Do not add a ton of glitz, you will overwhelm your outfit. Sparkly brooches and pins are fantastic approaches to add unique pizzazz for your outfit.

Fabulous Wedding Dresses For Couples

For each and every couple in this world, wedding is considered to be an extremely auspicious occasion and hence, the importance of a wedding dress is immense without any doubt.

An extremely exquisite wedding dress can easily capture your imagination instantly. However, you can easily purchase your marriage dress from any store but the selected dress should look gorgeous, comfortable and sophisticated at the same time. Invited guests should have something unique to say about your wedding dress. Wedding dresses can be easily acquired in cotton, polyester, nylon, and woollen fabric along with silk and chiffon as well. Nevertheless, the chosen fabric should be comfortable, durable and should match the current climate also. It has been observed that bridesmaid dresses are mainly purchased in pure white and black colours. However, you can also buy a wedding dress in red, orange, pink and other fabulous colours as well. The overall dress should compliment your personality and nature.

Customers can easily buy wedding dresses from branded stores as per their current requirement and liking without any problems. It must be kept in mind that a wedding dress that is purchased from a branded store will be of highest quality without any lapses. On the other hand, the dress will be extremely stylish and trendy. Alternatively, you can also purchase cloth and can give it to a tailor who would stitch your wedding dress as per your body measurement in the most perfect manner.

Bridesmaid dresses can be designed in any pattern and style depending upon a bride’s liking and need. However, it is very essential that the fabric chosen for a wedding dress should be durable and extremely comfortable as well so that you feel relaxed without any uneasiness. At the same time, the cloth should suit the existing climate so that you don’t feel discomfited. Wedding dress can be easily stitched along with chosen jewels and you can also put special embroidery on the dress according to your desire. The overall idea is to appear special on your marriage day and thus, you should select the most exquisite fabric and pattern for your wedding dress.

Singer Amy Winehouse Dead at 27

The music world has been paying tribute to singer Amy Winehouse, 27, who has been found dead at her London home.

A press release from Metropolitan Police does not specify Winehouse by name, but reads: “Police were called by London Ambulance Service to an address in Camden Square NW1 shortly before 16.05 hours today, Saturday 23 July, following reports of a woman found deceased. On arrival officers found the body of a 27-year-old female who was pronounced dead at the scene. Inquiries continue into the circumstances of death. At this early stage it is being treated as unexplained.”

Her former producer Mark Ronson said: “She was my musical soulmate and like a sister to me. This is one of the saddest days of my life.”

Comedian and actor Russell Brand posted a statement on his website, saying: “We have lost a beautiful and talented woman.”

Police said the cause of Winehouse’s death was as yet unexplained.

The Brit and Grammy award-winner had struggled with drink and drug addiction and had recently spent time in rehab.

A statement from the Winehouse family said: “Our family has been left bereft by the loss of Amy, a wonderful daughter, sister, niece.

“She leaves a gaping hole in our lives. We are coming together to remember her and we would appreciate some privacy and space at this terrible time.”

Brand, who has also struggled with drug addiction in the past, described one of the first times he saw her perform.

“Entering the space I saw Amy on stage with [Paul] Weller and his band; and then the awe. The awe that envelops when witnessing a genius,” he said.

At the time he met Winehouse, Brand had not yet completely dropped taking drugs and he said the pair of them “shared an affliction, the disease of addiction”.

Winehouse canceled her European tour last month, and has long struggled with substance abuse. The singer danced with Bromfield and encouraged the audience to buy her album in the impromptu appearance.

On Saturday night Bromfield took to the stage at a festival in Pontypridd in Wales, just two hours after news broke of the singer’s death.

It had been reported that Winehouse died of a drugs overdose but police spokesman Superintendent Raj Kohli said “it would be inappropriate to speculate on the cause of death.”

He added: “My sympathy extends not just to her immediate family but clearly to the thousands and millions of fans across the world.”

In the hours following her death, Winehouse’s American record label, Universal Republic, said in a statement: “We are deeply saddened at the sudden loss of such a gifted musician, artist and performer. Our prayers go out to Amy’s family, friends and fans at this difficult time.”

 

Kate’s Wedding Dress on Display

The Duchess of Cambridge’s wedding dress, designed by Alexander McQueen’s Sarah Burton, is to go on display at Buckingham Palace on Saturday.

   

The dress will be in the palace’s ballroom from 23 July to 3 October during its annual summer opening.

Curator Caroline de Guitaut said it was “very fitting” the exhibition was where the royal wedding reception took place.

Ms Burton said Kate had wanted a dress with “presence and of historical importance” with a contemporary feel.

The designer, whose identity was a closely guarded secret until the duchess’s marriage to Prince William on 29 April, has rarely spoken about the dress.

The duchess’s bridal gown featured lace applique floral detail – which was hand-made by embroiderers at the Royal School of Needlework at Hampton Court Palace – and was made of ivory and white satin gazar.

The dress has a series of lace motifs including a rose, thistle, daffodil and shamrock to represent England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.

Each motif, some as small as a five pence piece, was applied with minute stitches every two to three millimetres.

The duchess’s veil, tiara, Alexander McQueen bridal shoes and diamond earrings will also form part of the display.

Her veil, which was made of layers of soft, ivory silk tulle with a trim of hand-embroidered flowers, was also embroidered by the Royal School of Needlework.

The 1936 Cartier “halo” tiara was lent to the bride by the Queen, while Kate’s diamond earrings were commissioned by the Middleton family as a personal gift to the bride from her parents.

William and Kate’s multi-tiered wedding cake, created by cake designer Fiona Cairns, will be recreated and shown in the state dining room to complement the wedding dress exhibition.

Ms Cairns said the cake, which was covered in cream and white icing and decorated with up to 900 delicate sugar-paste flowers, was a “very rich, dark traditional fruitcake”.

Meanwhile it has emerged that the royal couple kept the top two tiers of their eight-tiered wedding cake – a tradition usually undertaken by couples who plan to serve the cake at the christening of their first born.

Ms Burton joined Alexander McQueen’s studio in 1996 as an intern, working alongside him on his collections for 12 years, before he took his own life in February 2010.

She was named creative director of the Alexander McQueen label the following May.

New York Gay Couples Wed after Change in Law

After it becoming the sixth and most populous state in the US to recognise same-sex unions as legal, hundreds of gay couples have wed in New York.

Newly-weds brandished their marriage certificates as ceremonies were held from Manhattan to Niagara Falls.

Civil rights activists argue the US Congress should now repeal a federal law defining marriage as only existing between a man and a woman.

But thousands of people condemned the weddings at rallies in the state.

In Manhattan, the first couple to marry were Phyllis Siegel, 77, and Connie Kopelov, 85, who have been together for 23 years.

Ms Kopelov arrived in a wheelchair and stood with the assistance of a walker.

“I am breathless, I almost couldn’t breathe,” Ms Siegel said later.

“It’s mind-boggling. The fact that’s it’s happening to us – that we are finally legal and can do this like everyone else.”

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who had pushed for the gay marriage law to be adopted, was officiating at the marriage of two male colleagues in his official mayoral residence.

Male and female couples got wed He told ABC television he thought gay marriage would take off across the US “simply because of the economics and the young people” who would gain more influence on politics in years to come.

“Nothing is ever 100% but this is a trend that’s going, and it’s going to grow very rapidly, partially because New York is such a bellwether and so visible.”

New York recognised same-sex weddings in a close state Senate vote on 24 June after strong lobbying by Governor Andrew Cuomo and activists.

The National Organization for Marriage held rallies in New York City, Albany, Rochester and Buffalo on Sunday, accusing Mr Cuomo and lawmakers of redefining marriage without consulting voters.

Protesters chanted “Let the People Vote!” at the rallies.

Some protesters in New York city brandished Bibles A gathering in New York City that started with several hundred people opposite Mr Cuomo’s Manhattan office quickly swelled to thousands.

They waved signs saying “Excommunicate Cuomo” and “God cannot be mocked”.

“I’m worried that the younger generations will think this is normal, and it’s not,” said Gloria Sanchez, 35, of Brooklyn. “It’s wrong. It’s a sin.”

Outside the capitol in Albany, about 400 people gathered in a park under a banner reading “Marriage(equals)Man and Woman”, topped with a “Don’t Tread on Me” flag.

Connecticut, Iowa, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont and the District of Columbia all legalised gay weddings earlier, while Delaware, Hawaii, Illinois and New Jersey have approved gay civil unions.

But gay marriage is specifically banned in 39 states.

The federal Defense of Marriage Act signed into law in 1996 by former President Bill Clinton prohibits same-sex couples from receiving marriage-based federal benefits such as social security survivor benefits, health benefits and the right to file taxes jointly.