So you didn’t make the bridesmaid cut — well played! Now, what the hell do you wear? We’ve pulled together your best bets for every scenario so you can blend in without being overlooked.

Nothing is more garish at a preppy noon wedding than edgy couture. Stick to pastel tea-length or eyelet dresses and peep-toe flats so you don’t poke Louboutin-size holes in that prize-winning golf course.

Finally, a wedding where cleavage is acceptable. Wear something comfy enough to take you from the wedding to the craps table to the plane — it’s gonna be a long night.

Don’t buck tradition: Pony up for a timeless, long black-and-white strapless or short-sleeve gown. Gloves optional. (But if — like us — you eat, beware: Those things are a major pain during the passed hors oeuvres.

Great Gatsby glam? Try a drop-waist frock with a feathered cloche (yes,   feathers!). Medieval madness? Eschew elf ears for a plum gown and decadent   jewels. You’ll thank us when the online photo album goes live.

The long, print maxi dress was made for exotic locales. Since you’ve spent your savings on a ticket, skip the shoes plurge and slip into metallic gladiator sandals.